Archive: First Reviews Ever

Aug 29, 2013

The Place Beyond the Pines
I’ll need to watch this again, cause I think I was in a bad mindset the first time. I was always waiting for something huge to hit me, and it never really did. Now that I know it won’t, maybe I’ll be a better watcher the second time. I did realize the movie was beautiful and poetic though. It was a grand vision for Derek Cianfrance… and I think it will tell me something important next time. The watcher needs to be patient and thoughtful though, definitely.

The Master
Dirty, dirty movie. Madness. In some ways I hated it (I watched it twice), but then again this is exactly what I look for in all movies. Real conversations, real characters. Messages, all over the place. And PTA delivers, EVERY SINGLE TIME. He gives me what I want in a movie, so he may be my favorite director (and writer?). Casting PSH was too perfect to be reality, but yet it didn’t disappoint at all. I just loooooove watching him. Joaquin is disgusting and disturbing, and I frickin hate his character, but I can’t remember seeing such a real character in any movie. Ever. So I guess that’s great acting!!!! And writing, too. These PTA films are the same in that they give you emotional punch after emotional punch (I’ll talk about that much more with Magnolia). It’s great stuff. These are the films that are worth my time.

Magnolia
May be rising up to my top couple movie spots ever. It’s just exactly what I want to see. The writing is exactly the kind of emotion and shock and hard-hitting reality and relatability I want in a script. It’s beautiful, and shakes your mind to watch. I love watching Phil, and Frank TJ Mackey. And John C Reilly’s officer character is beautifully relatable to me. I’m so glad someone else can dream up a sane man that also talks to himself (thank you thank you thank you Paul Thomas Anderson). The 3 hour long script is JAM PACKED with heartache, and it’s heartache attuned to me, unlike about every other movie that’s supposed to be sad to me and isn’t. I guess I just have different taste, and Paul knows it well.

2001: A Space Odyssey
My thinker movie. It’s long and dull, but still there’s endless things to think about during it. One time I watched it, I had to pause it many times, not to keep up with the movie, but just because my thoughts were going to deep places and I needed to take care of them, undistracted. So in that way, the movie became much longer than a 3-hour experience. I need to watch it again I guess, I’m having trouble remembering it all… Well, there’s Hal. The memory erasure scene with Hal is amazingly dramatic, unlike most of the movie. And that series of a few rapid shots zooming in on Hal’s eye is so so disturbing…. Holy crap. It feels like this demonic robot eye is looking straight into your soul. Honestly. Also, when I watched this late at night with all the lights off, the shots of Dave in his flight frickin almost made me throw up they were so scary. That’s probably my scariest movie moment ever. I almost lost it. So I sprinted over to turn the lights on, cause they just kept coming. Also, the scene in the Victorian dining hall is pretty horrifying. That time I just mentioned when I watched it, I was hoping to God that the guy at the table didn’t look into the camera. Because Kubrick’s look-into-the-camera shots are a thousand times scarier than any blood and guts of another horror movie. Cause you definitely feel like these evil forces are looking at you. He’s done it before… in The Shining, the inappropriate bear and the guy look into the camera. So so scary. I wanna watch 2001 with Alex. He’d love that.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
I love love love this movie. I know it forwards and backwards, and love it all. I can quote it well. One mistake (probably due to Charlie’s over-emotional and idealistic writing style) is the inconsistency of characters. I feel like Charlie started with one idea, and then it changed, and then it changed again…. And he didn’t really clean it up. So Joel starts out with my sympathy and compassion, and then by the end he’s kind of annoying. And I relate to him much less. But yet, even though it’s two annoying characters, I love them both and I love their story. Maybe this is just what happens when you watch a movie 15 times. I donno. But it’s a part of my life now. I actually want my relationship with Paige to partly model it.

Synecdoche, New York
My favvvvveeee. How can another top it? It’s just like Magnolia with its constant little tricks that I relate to and that are extremely interesting and entertaining to me, and that keep me captivated. I could never be bored watching this movie. And now that I’ve seen it so many times, it too is a part of my life (like Eternal Sunshine), only I think of it much differently. It’s so much more sad and pathetic. Everything is gray, everyone’s alone. Everyone dies. Eternal Sunshine has color and love, Synecdoche has death and gray and stupid and sad. Caden is stupid and sad and hopeless. Caden Cotard is the grandest character I’ve ever seen. This whole picture is nothing more than a portrait of a man, progressing through life. Rather, aging. So Caden Cotard is my all-time great character. The priest’s monologue changed my life one time. This whole movie takes me back… I regress to my sophomore state of mind. I watched it—probably a few times—with my old blue Emily deodorant. It made me feel ‘connected’. It made me not want to go to college. And even though I’ve moved on from these feelings, I still have a lot to learn from it. It teaches to make use of the time you have, cause it goes by quickly. It’s almost a horror story: “DON’T END UP LIKE CADEN COTARD”. Don’t waste away your life… But there’s really no message. It just clicks with me, and that’s enough for me to watch it many many times. I only learn from it what I conceive with my own thoughts. But anyways, Charlie Kaufman is pathetic but beautiful. I don’t want to be like him, but still, he creates some great stuff and has some great visions.

The Shining
Fantastic movie…. I just love thinking about it. It gives me chills and makes me smile just thinking about how good and weird and freaky it is J Kubrick obviously has an eye for the disturbing… He knows what will shake you to the bone more than any other director (Hm, I should write about Mulholland Drive next….).

Mulholland Drive

Ivana watch this again. Actually, this might hold my scariest movie moment ever. I was watching it alone, lights off, nighttime, in my bed, door closed, on a laptop. Couldn’t really see the rest of my room very well. So the entire movie’s freaky, but there’s a couple moments. The first one, when the creature came out from behind the wall, was the biggest heart jolt I think I’ve ever experienced. You totally HAVE to not expect it… because what movie would do that? It’s supposed to be an irrational, imaginary fear the guy has. But yet, just like the scene in improv’s Trentwood where Mack is found hung by the hooks, the filmmaker (David Lynch) gives you exactly what he said he would!!!! He said there was a creature behind the diner, why didn’t you believe him????? Haha, it’s frickin TERRIFYING. So that was a heart jolt, but the fear for my life came at the end, when it goes back behind that wall, and it’s smoky, and dark, and you get to see him again. I was praying to God, just like in 2001, that I wouldn’t get what I expected. This time it was just a glimpse of that horrifying face that I feared. So this movie is WEIRD, and scary, and horny, and the first time I saw it, I was analyzing it while mowing the lawn the next day, and concluded that it turns from a dream, into a wet dream, into a nightmare. ‘Nuff said………….. J

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